suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

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(via verysiriuspotterhead)

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

(via verysiriuspotterhead)


sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

(Source: amovible, via verysiriuspotterhead)



acklesism:

no but seriously how cute is the word tummy 

you can talk so seriously about stomachs

but as soon as someone drops the tummy word

everyone is like (●´∀`●)

tummies 。◕‿◕。

(Source: acklesism-has-moved, via stay-ocean-minded)