hotlocalsingle:

DONT SIT ON TOP THIS DICK IF U SCARED OF HEIGHTS 

(via cumfort)


peachofcake:

if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something

(via sorry)

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

(via qweenbae)

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

(via pizza)